Meet the sassiest bird on your tree. 🐦⬛🎄

This hand-illustrated crow got tangled in the Christmas lights, threw on a Santa hat, and almost said something he shouldn't have. Almost. The "F-CAW-F... I mean, Merry Christmas" ornament is the perfect blend of holiday cheer and just enough sass to make everyone laugh out loud when they spot it on the tree.

Why you'll love it:

• UV Printed crow design on real wood
• Elegant scalloped edges with a classic ornament silhouette
• Comes ready to hang with attached string
• Lightweight yet durable — built to be a tree favorite for years
• A guaranteed conversation-starter at any holiday gathering

Perfect for:

• The friend with a colorful vocabulary and a great sense of humor
• Bird and crow lovers who want something a little different
• White elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, or "just because" gifts
• Anyone who has ever almost sworn in front of their grandma at Christmas dinner

Each ornament is carefully packaged to arrive tree-ready. Add a little sarcasm to your holiday decor this year — he's waiting for you.

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• Funny/Novelty Gifts
• Christmas Ornaments
• Stocking Stuffers
• New Arrivals